20 Things I’ve Learned About Women
20 Things I’ve Learned About Women
1. They can smell where other women have been .
“I KNEW something smelled funny !!”
2. They seem to hit you in the nuts ‘accidentally’ a lot .
Not the best example of an accident .
3. Against a woman, there is no such thing as ‘losing at wrestling’ .
Unless you’re goin up against this .
4. It is absolutely required that you first understand how they view themselves .
5. You must constantly give them attention, surprises, and puppies .
6. They don’t need to mention everything they appreciate .
7. At some point, they will cut their bangs and briefly regret it .
Not the best example of ‘cut bangs’ .
8. Women do not verbally express anything rhetorically .
9. It’s better to just hand things over versus throwing it to them .
“Okay now I’ll hand it back to you . See ? IT’S FUN !”
10. Being a good example is the most effective form of encouragement for them .
11. Anything they cook can be forcefully enjoyed .
“Stop whining and deal with it, Howard .”
12. Women have amazingly impatient bladder systems .
“You don’t understand ! I CAN’T WAIT !!”
13. They will always keep secrets as long as you make honesty uncomfortable .
14. Women cheat when you race them up the stairs .
Guys cheat when you race them down .
15. If something special happened with her, always remember the date .
16. Make her breakfast, make her presents, but never make her decisions .
17. A woman doesn’t get ‘attached’ unless she finds a ‘connection’ .
18. Forget what she says to you, and she’ll forget to tell you things .
“Did I really have to tell you I cheated ? Look at our kids !”
19. Acknowledge her presence, respect her privacy, and never test her patience .
20. They will never . Ever . Learn . Not to pull the hat off a guy’s head .
“NICE TRY, BITCH !”
That’s it !
When D-trix saw the list on my laptop, he decided to add 10 of his own .
D-trix’s 10
21. Giving her more freedom will increase the percentage of her not cheating .
22. If you tell a girl ” we should fight ” and she agrees.. she too wants to have sex .
23. Learn 100% about her in exchange for the least amount of % about you .
24. Tell them how much you love your mom; however, not to much to get them scared .
25. If she farts, get the hell out .
Here’s your head start .
26. Unexpected gifts ( no matter how cheap ) are just as good if not better then what ever you get her on her bday .
27. Random and Spontanious gets them closer .
28. Predictable and usual pushes them away .
29. Always remember the 2 C’s: “Comedy and Confidence” .
30. Shoot them some money and they will stay, shoot them with cum and they might get mad, shoot them and they will die .
“Money .. gun .. okay, what are we missing ?!”
That last one is probably the most true . In all respects .
. ryan
September 19, 2009 at 2:08 pm
lol wow that was great! and i loved the pictures that went along with it =)
September 19, 2009 at 2:26 pm
hahaha….this list would only last a few years.
Like all things, us women change and like to be extremely unpredictable just to annoy the crap out of guys. It’s a never-ending learning cycle. haha
September 19, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I have to admit : 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 13, 15, 16, 19, 20, 24, 26 ( especially this one ), 27, 28 & 29 !! I love 25 & 30 though !!
Another thing for what you never cease to amaze me : you know the women !!
Keep make me dream and laugh !!
Elsa from Paris <3
September 19, 2009 at 3:06 pm
hahaha that just made my morning
ryan, you’re such a gentlemen.
September 19, 2009 at 3:44 pm
haha i thought d-trix last one was pretty funny..but i agree with all of these…well most of them…hey ryan do you have the battle with BIS in it because i thought chris was gunna get it from you at WOD…
September 19, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Pretty good list I agree with most of it! I especially like Random and Spontaneous gets them closer. I can’t stand how boring my husband can be. I don’t like things to be predictable!
September 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm
lol, great advice
September 19, 2009 at 4:24 pm
interesting ! haha.
September 19, 2009 at 4:35 pm
haha so true Xpp
September 19, 2009 at 5:20 pm
lol i love that list. makes alot sense. damn. must be hard for boys to understand us. girls are flippin’ bipolar haha
Btw i am a girl lol. haha the “when she farts, get the hell out” made me laugh! lol funny guy. =]
September 19, 2009 at 5:37 pm
HAHAHA DOM IS HILARIOUS/WEIRD!!
teehee!
BUT MOST PF THE THINGS YOU LEARNED WERE THE THINGS
I EXPERIENCED WITH MY FREINDS!
September 19, 2009 at 6:19 pm
haha hell yeah!
those things are waay true hahahahahahahahahahaha
every guy needs to understand them hahaha
September 19, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Hahaha. funny ;]
September 19, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Yeah that last one is the most true. The cum thing only MIGHT get them mad. And a smart women would take the gun and make her own money so that when she kills you in the middle of the night she remains financially secure.
This inspires me to post 20 things I’ve learned about men, but you all seem to be simpler. Feed them, buy them a gaming console, don’t talk during football season, and always say yes to sex and no to talking about it afterwards. Hmmm…I gotta rethink my own gender identity now.
September 19, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Lmao… Although I disagree with some of them… I have to admit they were all funny and most true. I love you guys <3
September 19, 2009 at 11:18 pm
OMG!! THAT’S SO TRUE LMAO……KINDA, I LOVE ALL OF THEM, BUT MY FAVS R 17,19, 27, 28 (IT’S SO TRUE) AND 29, xD…………… U AND DOM REALLY KNOW WOMEN, IF U AND DOM EVER HAVE A GF, I THINK U GUYS R GONNA BE REALLY GOOD BFS!! =D……………IMPRESSIVE!!
September 20, 2009 at 1:15 am
I can’t stop laughing! LMAO
I disagree with some of them, but most true and it’s really funny.
I’ll be waiting for another post.
September 20, 2009 at 1:17 am
LOL @ #20 and 30. Really nice you guys. <3 Yah
September 20, 2009 at 1:20 am
Nice list Ryan
I like D-Trix’s list too.. All of these are SO true.. And what other women should try to understand is that guys are not mind readers!! So the woman shouldn’t expect the guy to automatically get what she is thinking.. That is probably the most common problem in relationships..
Take care
September 20, 2009 at 1:20 am
Wow… You don’t know much about girls…
September 20, 2009 at 1:22 am
Thanks for yet another way to see inside the minds of QUEST!
September 20, 2009 at 1:37 am
LMFAO this is soo funny and i can see why guys might find many true even if they aren’t
September 20, 2009 at 2:06 am
i like d-trix’s list a whole lot better. most of the stuff on the origional is true but i must say……never mention that list hahahaha
love you guys
September 20, 2009 at 2:23 am
As much as I love your whole list , because most of them are really true . I need to give credits to those photos . I certainly had a really good laugh . Now that you start another blog , all you need to do now now is keep updating and don’t abandon it again
It’s nice to read what you’re actually thinking about .
Aly .
September 20, 2009 at 2:43 am
Number 30 is hilarious.
September 20, 2009 at 2:46 am
Haha I love it!
September 20, 2009 at 2:47 am
LOL! d-trix saying shooting her with cum and she will get mad! its wrong but funny! i love u guys! follow me on twitter!! name:cheyene Lopez username:cclopez1
September 20, 2009 at 2:53 am
Yo, girls need to fart too. Otherwise we’d explode.
September 20, 2009 at 2:55 am
Hahahaha funny but most aren’t true. Most girls are a bit cooler than what was described ;P
September 20, 2009 at 3:29 am
these are definitely true. hahahah
September 20, 2009 at 3:31 am
D- trix you are so right at
21,26,27,28 & 29
That’s exactly how i am.
September 20, 2009 at 3:32 am
D- trix you are so right at
21,26,27,28 & 29
That’s exactly how i am.
Love u guys
September 20, 2009 at 3:33 am
D-trix you are so right at
21,26,27,28 & 29
I am like that
love u guys
September 20, 2009 at 3:35 am
sorry for the multiple comments
September 20, 2009 at 4:16 am
5: ahh attention whores! lol
10: whoa I never thought about it that way.
11: not unless you date a hispanic woman who can cook good spanish food. seriously.
good list there.
September 20, 2009 at 4:26 am
HAHAHAH, OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS <3 YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY ESPECIALLY DTRIX!
September 20, 2009 at 5:13 am
DTrix understands women VERY well
Hilarious though loved reading it 
and your list will bring you a great deal of pain haha
September 20, 2009 at 6:09 am
LMFAO @ D-Trix’s list. Cum? Cmon now Mr. D-Trix. Too much Redtube. Try tube8 or megaporn. *cough*. Dont ask how I know that site
Anyways, I think your bionic. And I dont think your beautiful, I think you’re beyond it.
BYE GUYS ;]. You inspire me everyday I dance.
September 20, 2009 at 6:28 am
Hahaha that’s great. Here’s my list.
What to know about men:
1. Just show up with a sandwich in one hand and beer in the other hand and he’ll be happy.
2. Men don’t care if women don’t watch sports with them, as long as they only talk during the commercials.
3. If men don’t complain about women leaving the toilet seat down then women shouldn’t complain about men leavng the seat up.
September 20, 2009 at 6:38 am
Most of it are true…hahaha…
but not always.?.?.?I think???
huh???LOL…
need more experience…^^
ehehe…
MT!!
September 20, 2009 at 6:43 am
22. If you tell a girl ” we should fight ” and she agrees.. she too wants to have sex <— LOL thats true.. I'm a girl, i should know! HA
September 20, 2009 at 6:59 am
Two words…FUNNY….CLEVER…assuming from experience. =)
September 20, 2009 at 7:47 am
that’x it ??
September 20, 2009 at 8:06 am
Wow another interesting blog, with a hint of D-Trix LOL
Ryan, nice for you to have your on website =P
Wonder what Lubna will come up with. Her list is pretty good bahaha!
September 20, 2009 at 8:40 am
Haha, nice list Ryan & D-Trix! In all honesty though, women in general are the most vain, self-absorbed, and selfish human beings ever to exist. Speaking as a woman, I admit that most of the stuff you guys mentioned in the list is true and pluses that you guys understand women in general.
Thanks for sharing your site on the Tweets, Ryan! Your site is definitely NOT wack (disagreeing with Steve haha) because it’s fresh and brand-new.
Looking forward to your next update!
September 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
hahah love it.. both you and Dom pretty much nailed most of it I guess
September 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm
hahah love it.. both you and Dom pretty much nailed most of it I guess
September 20, 2009 at 2:25 pm
I love both list believe they compliment each other. i do believe that relationships would last longer if people stop focusing on the petty stuff and just have fun. I love the two c’s
September 20, 2009 at 6:21 pm
nice list.these are true.i like number 20. i guess we just like taking off guys hats and sometimes like wearing them xD
September 20, 2009 at 7:20 pm
25. “If she farts, get the hell out .”
Actually I think that us girls, we know how to be discreet : I’m pretty sure that if a girl farts just next to you, you’re not gonna get the hell out because you won’t hear and smell it !! LOL
But there are some exceptions !!
Much love from Paris <3
September 20, 2009 at 7:30 pm
@Thanh Thanh
Lol true !!
I’ve got another to advise the men :
Never tell a girl that she’s beautiful today because it would mean that she’s usually ugly. Tell her than she’s more beautiful again than yesterday if it’s possible to be !! But the better one is : ” You become more and more beautiful again each day, and you’re beauty shines so much that you’re blinding me !! “. Now if she’s ugly, just don’t say anything but smile.
Of course I don’t say this kind of things to people that I know personally because I don’t wanna see them smile ..!
September 20, 2009 at 9:12 pm
hahahahaha i love it…….
Specially thease two…
19. Acknowledge her presence, respect her privacy, and never test her patience .
21. Giving her more freedom will increase the percentage of her not cheating .
Ryan that is so funny how much you know about women!!!
And as well for D trix…funny!!!!!!!
You guys are so funny and the cute at the same time….and i really think you guys are some GREAT boyfriends…!!!! hats ofF for you guys…
Sending lots of looooove and hugs…
MissYo aka Maria
September 21, 2009 at 12:53 am
hahaha…#30…so true
September 21, 2009 at 4:43 am
That was so funny. Ur list was mostly true. Loved #1 #4 is right on and 5 will def give you brownie points. 15 to 19 I agree with very much and it’s nice to know that some guys get it…lol Dtrix’s list is hilarious! Out of his list 21 and 26 are so true. So is 29. 30 was such a great ending to such great, funny insight on women and advice for men. lol
September 21, 2009 at 5:29 am
lol so true!! dtrixs list frikin hilarious…especially #30!!
September 21, 2009 at 10:48 pm
haha thats a great list you guys put together. It applies to most girls but not all. So I’m asuming since you’ve learned these things about women, then you can avoid a lot of arguements with your future lady?
September 22, 2009 at 3:41 am
uhm..is that the kind of girl you meet everyday..(ryan)
d-trix
nuts!!!!
September 22, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Dude I’m all about number 29 … Cocky and confident
September 24, 2009 at 3:21 am
That’s sorta true, haha